So today is The Romance Man’s birthday. He promised me a post. I don’t have it yet … but he said it’s forthcoming. His excuse was “a work emergency.”
Do we believe him my friends?
(Actually I do, and will update/change this when he finally sends it to me.) However, knowing his work schedule has been insane the past ~year, and also how things have been going at ALBTALBS and my “luck” with posts, (and fucking firefox), I had previously come up with a plan.
I’m going to reveal RM’s real name to you throughout the day. (I’d say every hour I’d post a new letter but we all know I’m not that on task.) And to RM … well if I had your damn email I could tell you about my fun little game.
First letter? R
Second letter: S
Third letter: A
Fourth letter: T
Fifth letter: D
Sixth letter: B
Some of the letters repeat. … Any guesses? 😀
Hahahahaha sorry. Yes, the gig is up. The letters are for RAT BASTARD. 😛 I wouldn’t actually disclose someone’s real name unless they were ok with it. (I mean, “look” at me.) Also though I’ve totally called him that “to his face” so it’s ok. He’ll answer to it. *angelface*
I will say though, the name that RM signed on his email was Shaniqua. Soooooo >.> who knows what else there might be that he’s not telling us. [Especially since he tied it to his romanceman email which no longer works… Curiouser and curiouser…]