Debut Author Eve Pendle Dishes British Inside Jokes

Hi friends! Today we have Eve Pendle guesting with us, and her debut book Six Weeks with a Lord was released on June 25th! Congratulations, Eve, and thank you for visiting us!

Five jokes in Six Weeks with a Lord that only British readers will get

I love historical details, but I also like to make little puns and jokes in my stories that refer to modern things, to delight the diligent reader. When you read Six Weeks with a Lord, you’ll easily catch the jokes about how many Dukes there are in London and the endless puns on Grace’s name. But there are more!

British readers will see in six weeks with a Lord some little jokes that they’ll wonder whether they’re deliberate. The reference will be just a little bit obscure. So I’m going to tell you about some here and hopefully American and other non-UK readers will be able to share the joke. Though bearing in mind that if you have to explain a joke, it’s not that funny. Please expect very mild spoilers.

And I’m not saying these are good jokes. They’re not really. More like puns. Or references.

Alright. Now I’ve raised and then dashed your expectations, here goes.

I’ll ask Mama about Grace coming to Lord and Lady Morrison’s ball with us tonight.” Caroline halted next to Grace. “Do you have anything to wear to a ball, suitable for catching a lord?”

Grace, the heroine, is the daughter of the owners of Alnott Stores, a chain of grocers. It’s loosely modelled on Sainsbury’s, a chain of supermarkets in the UK, originally set up in the mid-Victorian period (see image of one the original shop fronts, now in Beauli museum). One of the Sainsbury’s was a liberal politician and was actually made a Lord. Morrisons is a supermarket chain in Britain, just a bit smaller than Sainsbury’s, founded at the end of the Victorian period. Grace and Everett meet at the Morrisons’ ball. So it’s like making a story about Miss Walmart and having Lady Safeway do her a favour. ;D Also, Morrisons is a decidedly mid-range supermarket. It’s like the most mid-range of the mid-range. It’s not cheap, but it’s a long way from expensive. And that’s what Alnott Stores are, they provide really well priced goods to middle-class and working-class families. So Alnott Stores are Morrisons, and Morrisons is where Grace meets her future husband. It’s got a nice circular feel to it. 🙂

Everett swallowed. He had six weeks to save Larksview by winning over Grace. He had to be captivating enough to mitigate against a crumbling estate, dying cattle, the burdens of being a countess, west-country rain, his brother’s debts, and the haughty dowager.

The name of the hero’s estate, Larksview, is a nod to Larksrise to Candleford, a historical TV series. It ran from 2008 to 2011 on our beloved BBC, was set in the mid-late 19th Century and was just awesome. Larksrise was a little village, Candleford a small town. I blame L to C in great part for reigniting my interest in historical romance and eventually back to attempting to write a historical romance. I almost called Larksview Larksrise, and I genuinely am surprised no-one has asked me to change the name Larksview, or commented upon it, as it seems such an obvious reference to me.

The dowager, tilted her head at her, sneering slightly, then turned to Everett. “How is Lord Osborne? Presumably, he has resisted the temptation of commerce?”

At the time I wrote this, George Osborne was the Conservative Chancellor of the Exchequer (the person in government responsible for all economic and financial affairs). He’s also a very posh, entitled person. So it amused me that when the dowager wants to ignore Grace and put her down because she’s from trade, she invokes the name of Osborne. It’s made an even sweeter pun by the fact that when he quit politics, he didn’t resist the temptation of trade and is now a newspaper editor.

At the solicitor’s office, Mr. Salcombe politely listened to Everett’s request for Grace’s dowry, all the time sneaking sideways looks at Grace with narrowed eyes.

Salcombe is a very posh little sailing village in Devon. Really expensive. Beautiful, but only a very rich solicitor (aka lawyer) could afford to live there these days. So Mr. Salcombe, who is a truculent solicitor at best, is given the name of a wealthy village.

She jerked her head aside as though something had caught her eye. “It’s going to rain.” She stopped walking.

He looked up at the white cloud patches above them. “I don’t think so.”

It is. Can’t you feel how close it is?”

No.” Because it wasn’t.

I’m going back.” She walked away from him, back towards the house.

I aim to have the weather do what it always does in England, like some contrary child it doesn’t reflect the characters’ mood at all. They talk about the weather frequently and Grace uses the changeable nature of the weather to her advantage. And it rains. It just rains a lot. That’s because Larksview is in the south-west of England, and I’m not joking when I say it rains a lot there. Easily twice as many rain days as similar temperature climates in other places.

So there you are. I hope you’ve had fun hearing about minutia that I put in Six Weeks with a Lord for British readers. There are probably lots of other British things I wasn’t aware of putting in. Did you see any? What are your favorite bits of English life that you’ve read in historical romances?

Six Weeks with a Lord by Eve Pendle Book CoverGrace Alnott is out of time. To save her younger brother from an abusive guardian, her merchant father’s will demands she must marry a peer. Handsome but destitute Everett Hetherington, Earl of Westbury agrees to her offer of a marriage of convenience but stipulates she must live with him for six weeks. No matter how honorable he seems she can’t allow him to get too close, because the aristocracy cannot be trusted.

Six weeks. Major Everett Hetherington, new Earl of Westbury, has exactly six weeks to convince the very independent Grace Alnott to spend the rest of her life with him. Despite her belief she doesn’t belong in his world, he must tempt the alluring Grace into staying, because he has fallen for her. Hard. He just has to ensure she never discovers his secret.

I also hope WP is playing nice because I did a copy/paste job (as one does) – but images were embedded in the text, so we’ll see how nicely that plays. Things have been crazy, so if the images don’t appear someone please let me know and we’ll fix it! But! More importantly, congratulations again, Eve, and thank you for these book tidbits!

4 thoughts on “Debut Author Eve Pendle Dishes British Inside Jokes

  1. dholcomb1

    I enjoyed the excerpts and explanations. I think, in the US, the divide between Safeway and Walmart isn’t as great as it may be in the UK. Unless, you’re referring to some of the customers–to be fair, people from all walks of life shop at Walmart. Not just stereotypical rednecks.

    I love learning about England through historical romance. We drove past Vauxhall, NJ, coming home from my university son’s lacrosse game, and I explained to my husband all about Vauxhall Gardens as if I was an expert. lol.

    Best wishes on your new release!

    (At the moment, I can’t see the pictures. Hopefully, they’ll show up later.)


    1. Eve Pendle

      I wasn’t passing any judgement on any of the supermarkets I mentioned. 🙂 Perhaps there is another, better comparison, but it’s probably not a good idea to get into a debate about supermarkets!! (And this joke gets more and more lame the more I explain it!)

      Not sure what’s happened to the photos – I can’t see them either – hopefully Limecello will be able to sort it at some point, because it’s more fun with them.

      1. dholcomb1

        I didn’t meant that to be offensive. There’s a running thing in the US called “The People of Walmart,” and it shows people at their worst, and for some, it’s just *normal.* I truly meant that tongue in cheek. Obviously, it’s a cultural difference in our countries you weren’t aware of. I truly apologize if you took that part as an offense.



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