Tell Me Something Good

So my day was spent … well, as a day, but then with lots of driving (on my part, which made it worse), being bilked at a spa (nobody wants a Lime Kahlo), and then … extremely awkward social interaction for hours (hours)… and this headache that has been with me for days. Which is so bad I kinda feel like I’m going to vomit. >.> I know you all wanted to know.

So what I want to know is – what is the best/stupidest criminal story that you know or have heard? Or strangest/most ridiculous law?

We can even expand this to the Darwin Awards.

Teach me something, friends. 😀

13 thoughts on “Tell Me Something Good

  1. Limecello Post author

    I’ll start us out – I actually learned this from a student! There’s an old, obscure European law that says you can urinate wherever you want … as long as your have you hand on the [left? rear?] wheel? XD Anyway, the point is – pee anywhere! 😛

    1. Limecello

      HAHAHAHAHHA omg – now I want to like. … go buy a duck right by the border and walk into like… I dunno – ANY neighboring state 😛

  2. ki pha

    Okay, so it won’t let me type more than a few lines so I’ll spam this comment section.

    In Texas you can’t own more than 6 dil-dos. Flirting is illegal in Haddon Township, New Jersey.

  3. ki pha

    Students can’t hold hands in school in Tennessee. You can’t explain polygamy to anyone in Mississippi. Kisses can’t last longer than 5  minutes in Iowa. You can go to prison for 5 years for seducing an unmarried woman. You can’t pretend to be married to share a hotel room in North Carolina. And you can’t get married if you have gonorrhea in Nebraska.

  4. ki pha

    Oh and the reason why I couldn’t submit my long comment. The word dil-do

    I had to add the dash so that I could submit it, if you were wondering why there’s a dash or why it didn’t make sense. LOL

      1. ki pha

        Yup. Every time I typed it in and pressed the post tab it wouldn’t let my comment pass. Funny, very funny this blog, and yet you could type it? Hater… LOL


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